The Alphabet
Based on a work by W.A. Mozart
Published 1919 by Hall & McCreary

(We provide these as a more or less tongue in cheek gesture)

a b b c c d d e e f g g'
h h i i j j k k l l m m n n o,
o, k k l l m m n n o o p p q, q,
k k l l m m n n o o p p q q r r s s
t t u u v v w w x x y y and z

a b a c b c d d a e e b c f f
d e g g f g h h h i i i j k j j l,
k k k l l l m m m m n n n n o, o, o,
k k k l l l m m m n n n o o o p p p q, q,
q, k k l l m m n n o o p p q, q,
r r s s t t u u v v w w x x y y and z.